Obscene Amounts of Joy

This is my lovely friend Renee.

She is one of my oldest and dearest friends. You should be so lucky to have a friend like her.

Sadly, I lost touch with her some years back, and try as I might I wasn't able to locate her.

And then there was the Internet.

For several years I once again attempted to locate her. Not easy, considering I couldn't remember her married name.

On a lark, I typed in her maiden name, and lo and behold, there she was!

Finally getting back in touch with her brings me the kind of joy that cannot be described, so I'm not even going to try.

I hope you also get back in touch with a long-lost friend soon.

R.I.P. George Carlin

Words. He had seven of them.

I have none.

Happy Happy Happy

Gotta love it.

This is What Happens When I'm Bored

Trolling the Internet, I came upon this guy. He decided to honor the upcoming 2008 Olympics in China by decorating himself with 2008 pushpins.

And, just in case you were wondering, no, they aren't glued on.

Wow.